she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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