okay pat passed out under dana's car
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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