we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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