loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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