Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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