They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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