What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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