what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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