This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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