i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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