just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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