what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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