im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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