How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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