can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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