Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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