She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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