It's Friday. Sex?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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