hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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