She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I smell like Dick and happiness
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