Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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