How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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