you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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