My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You can make out without kissing
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