no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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