I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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