What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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