apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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