I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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