The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
This toilet bowl is my home.
Randomize