we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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