gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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