i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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