Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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