I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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