found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I know her cup size but not her name....
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