I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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