Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Shame - the story of my life.
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