So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My penis needs a shock collar
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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