Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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