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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
COCAINE IS GR8
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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