You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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