y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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