you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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