i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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