I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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