You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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