I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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