I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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