i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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